One positive: Xbox One will reclaim the “Xbox” brand name that has been lost after years of people calling it the “360.”

SCANDAL: Mario never does show up for Fix-It Felix’s anniversary party.

Cannot wait to see what the Xbox One/PS4 cost. Was anything learned by Wii U sales, or do they chalk that up to Nintendo lacking “features.”

Next Nintendo Direct: Reggie says “We have a used game plan too, it’s called ‘let them play’” chestbumps Luigi; drives off on golden jet ski

“It’s pronouced ‘FIN’-der, end of story” Woz reveals.

Asking “Did you thank the Lord” in a tragedy situation is a stupid, typically useless Reporter(tm) question no matter who they’re talking to

I like how Sega pretends their early Genesis stuff is somehow classic and beloved. Altered Fucking Beast? Golden Fucking Axe? Awful.

Every day. No matter what does/doesn’t happen.

We should start a daily WHO WON tallyboard, where every night we all get together and decide who won the day, Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo.

With all the expected “enhanced edition” ports of current best-sellers, the Xbox/PS4 launches are going to look a lot like the Wii U launch.

At least Microsoft is getting hit with a lot of the same hammers that are usually busy beating Nintendo. So there’s some non-partisanship!

Somehow I doubt the average consumer will have much trouble comparing a $50/$99 device to a $500 device.

Why is the Xbox One an attack on Apple TV? ATVs, Roku, etc are all super-cheap.

Yes, I bought this Vita game about organizing and prioritizing peeing men. http://t.co/ZZZytf91KK

It is nice to see other Defense Forces rally, after Nintendo’s was so damn busy last week.