Jerry Seinfeld backstage watching Lady Gaga and working up some great Elton John jokes.
Kristen Wiig funnier in this dopey Harry Styles bit than Seinfeld’s last ten years.
Next up, Jerry Seinfeld intends on pointing out the foibles of hybrid fuel automobiles. “What, even our cars have to be vegetarian now?”
He’s telling jokes about email, that’s how far gone he is.
Uh huh, Jerry Seinfeld going all-in on “boy technology sure is terrible.” Yep, he’s now incredibly old.
So the pitch for Guardians of the Galaxy is that it’s a wacky comedy. Huh.
Twitch Plays Pokemon just proves there’s too many people in the world.
P sure “Twitch Plays Pokemon” will make Twitch’s 2014 company Retrospective.
This Twitch Plays Pokemon thing sort of throws an Octodad vibe at me. Red is just trying to be a success against ridiculous odds.
My favorite Metroid memory is playing the NES original for the first time (in Prime) and being disgusted with it.
You younger folks won’t remember just how dead the Metroid franchise was before Prime.
The Metroid timeline:
NES: space girl?!
SNES: best at the time
Then like a decade of nothing until Prime
Cube/GBA/DS: too much
Wii: Sucky M
I hope there’s never a Metroid anything for Wii U and then you guys can happily blame that for the Wii U’s failure for the rest of time.
So far, we’re pretty okay with the Adventure Time Card Wars game. http://t.co/UZjIbzgDCb
I’m just going to go on as if Sonic Boom comes out in May anyway.