Stop pretending used games are the only way you’re getting games at less than $59.99.

Oh my god guys. NEW games go on sale all the time. It’s not $60 or nothing.

Got to be some shareholders saying “Look, just stop with the Japanese Xbox stuff already.”

“Good news, Bill, you can play your copy of Galaxy, or even pick up a used copy for cheap, and fire it up in your Wii U right now!”

“Hey, I’m pretty excited about the new 3D Mario game, but I’d like to re-play Galaxy as a warm-up, Reggie.”

“Hey, that one booted up right away! How about this one, Bill?” “Why yes, that borrowed, used game also plays just fine over here, Reggie!”

The next Nintendo Direct will be nothing but Reggie and Bill Trinen swapping and trading used Wii and Wii U disks between two Wii U’s.

7am PT right before E3 starts would be a great time to show off some Ninja Gaiden DLC.

The next Nintendo Direct is intended for East Coast audiences only. (we hate the west coast!)

Nintendo is doing a Nintendo Direct while @mclazyj and myself will be on the LA freeway.

Early warning: the first year of the Xbox One and the PS4 will be sucky. BECAUSE ITS ALWAYS SUCKY, COME ON

Also, I have appointments at the bottom of the hour, which I hate for reasons.

Welp, there’s me scheduling a West appointment right after a South appointment. #E3 #greatjob

I hope Nintendo is seeing good returns on these eShop deals/sales they’re running, because I like the sound of them.

Not sure that Grand Theft Auto V Special Edition is worth the extra $20, come on.