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So this is me being a hipster/purist because I rea…

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

So this is me being a hipster/purist because I read the original TMNT comics before the animated series came along. Hence pizza hate.

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Like, how are TEENAGE, MUTANT, NINJA, TURTLES so b…

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

Like, how are TEENAGE, MUTANT, NINJA, TURTLES so boring we had to add LOVES PIZZA to the character bible.

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Whichever animated series writer added the pizza t…

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

Whichever animated series writer added the pizza thing to the TMNT cartoon back in the day ought to receive triple-royalties.

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Even as a kid, I thought the Ninja Turtles/pizza t…

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

Even as a kid, I thought the Ninja Turtles/pizza thing was dumb because who the hell *doesn’t* like pizza. What’s special or fun about that.

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Like, suck it, 17 year old clerk behind the counte…

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

Like, suck it, 17 year old clerk behind the counter re-arranging Skylanders figs all day.

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My son is a proud little show-off because whenever…

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

My son is a proud little show-off because whenever we’re at a GameStop, he tries to slip in some “Daddy goes to E3″ conversation.

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100% Smash.

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

100% Smash.

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“Wii U intent to buy surges 50%” sounds more impre…

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

“Wii U intent to buy surges 50%” sounds more impressive than it actually is. http://t.co/aJgt5gt4Rj

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Thank god I ordered $10 business cards so I could…

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

Thank god I ordered $10 business cards so I could get hounded by spam mail offers from the printing company four times a day.

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Ye gods that’s some cheap gods among us.

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

Ye gods that’s some cheap gods among us.

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How long until Giffen has King Faraday’s hair turn…

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

How long until Giffen has King Faraday’s hair turn white in Future’s End.

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Hey Wii U folks, how we feelin’ about this Wooden…

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

Hey Wii U folks, how we feelin’ about this Wooden Sen’SeY game.

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I know, I’m a jerk. http://t.co/TwPacSjgZv

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

I know, I’m a jerk. http://t.co/TwPacSjgZv

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Just maybe, if Commenter X does not have terrible…

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

Just maybe, if Commenter X does not have terrible hateful thoughts +1′d by the next dozen idiots, personal growth can happen.

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A key benefit to turning off comments is that peop…

Published on July 22, 2014, by in Twitter.

A key benefit to turning off comments is that people would not feel instantly reassured that their horrible thoughts are shared by others.