Brewster has rules. #ACNL http://t.co/MVL4iytbQD

Let’s all turn our attention to the real victim here: Jack Tretton’s shit-eating grin.

Sources say MS made the decision during E3, but delayed reveal so they “wouldn’t have to clean all the shit off the floor of the LACC.”

So how’s that DRM-y Inevitability-y thing working out for ya?

Mattrick: “We’ve listened to your concerns. So we’re happy to announce today that we’re making a PS4.”

Mattrick: “We’ve got a great strategy for anyone disappointed in our previous policies: it’s called eating crow.”

Microsoft to Reverse Xbox One DRM Policies; However, System Now Bundled With Three Kinects

Xbox One will still allow you to share between 10 friends, but one of them MUST be Paula Deen.

The real question is, is Paula Deen built into the Xbox One’s hardware, or can they remove her at a later date via a patch.

Microsoft To Reverse Xbox One DRM/Online Policy; Hires Paula Deen as Spokeperson

*psst* don’t point out to anybody on the internet that it’s not kevin conroy doing the voice of batman in the lego movie

Mii Masks impervious to bee stings! #ACNL http://t.co/eOTDdrjIUI

Gosh, we’re all so surprised that Paula Deen is horrible.

Somebody tell Nintendo that we’re all willing to pay for DLC Smash Bros Wii U characters for, like, the next five years.