Tom Hardy has emerged as the anti-Jeremy Renner.
*runs into room too late*
FIFA, MORE LIKE THIEFA.
Somebody ought to change the inklings’ wikipedia page, tbh. I mean not even close. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inklings http://t.co/6zcL70nPKy
I hope Splatoon lasts long enough as a franchise that we can have regional differences over the squid on the box art being angry or not.
Oh god no, now we all have to have the Metal Gear Ground Zeroes fights again.
My fantasy amiibo truck theft screenplay will pit the two jerks from 101 Dalmatians vs a heroic super fan played by Harry Styles.
“Oi, wots this toy junk then. We nicked the wrong truck, mate.”
“Aw, let’s donate it the local children’s hospital and leg it.”
Right now a gang of tough truck-napping thieves are like “WTF is this toy crap, we thought it was an iPhone shipment.”
Awaiting the ebay auction for a “truck full of Splatoon amiibo (truck not included)”
Splatoon is really fun. But you know this.
Oh heck, Splatoon content fights breaking out all over. Everybody fall back into squid form.
Ah, we can all hang out our SPLATOON QUESTIONS ANSWERED HERE shingles now. http://t.co/G6J7f97vrZ
This is Nintendo fan inferiority complex at work: the wallflower attitude that Nintendo products will never be judged fairly.
I mean, reviews shouldn’t mention the number of maps or how maps are chosen? Come on.
Nintendo fans everywhere snarking up for Big Review Disappointments by preemptively listing items they do not want reviews to mention.