http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Semi daily fourhman.com newspost. en-us joe@fourhman.com 2008-02-07T20:57:05-05:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2008/02/my-name-is-rex.html When you're done making fun of Rex because he has a brain the size of a walnut, turn your attention to Wally the Wooly Mammoth. Covered in Sasquatch hair, no doubt. There's not a tool in the world you can use to collect some pelt hair, so Max will have to do it himself. 2779@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2008-02-07T20:57:05-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2008/01/id-say-they-wer.html In the face of diminishing tourism, boring old history-laden Mt. Rushmore did the only thing it could: add a dinosaur tarpit and moderately expensive bungee jumping. Seems like a fun place to visit, but why exactly did we stop here again? Oh yeah, because this is an adventure game. 2778@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2008-01-21T19:50:23-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2008/01/a-lurid-tale-of.html Now we visit the Savage Jungle Inn. Is it too obvious to have a giant Bigfoot with an aching foot problem? Yes, that's probably a clue of some sort. Evelyn Morrison can't help you there, but she does have some interesting travel brochures. 2777@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2008-01-14T20:35:10-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2007/07/aint-nobody-all.html One day, everything will look like this. Similarly, one day all mansion security systems will store their keys in virtual realities like this. 1482@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2007-07-09T23:28:53-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2007/07/dont-ask-me-aga.html Gaze upon the secret inner workings of the Bumpusville cleaning robot! If you can't figure this puzzle out, you're probably a houseplant. Or you neglected to find the instruction manual, which Conroy keeps as good bedtime readin'. 1481@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2007-07-04T21:38:22-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2007/04/conroy-bumpus-h.html Could that be? Bruno and Trixie, compelled to act as backup to Conroy's mad floor show? The devil, you say! (The devil, the devil!) 1296@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2007-04-11T22:26:11-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2007/04/in-the-domicile.html Conroy Bumpus's mansion is open to tourists, but don't touch anything. And watch out for the cleaning robot. Who's John Muir? 1295@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2007-04-04T00:48:03-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2007/02/it-sure-gets-dark-fast-around-here.html The ancient ritual turns day into night and calls the Mole Men of the stars. Most importantly, it reveals the Freelance Police's next destination. (Wait for it...) 1250@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2007-02-01T21:18:05-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2007/01/it-doesnt-look-like-a-frog.html Behold the glory of Frog Rock! It's MUCH more convincing up close, isn't it? Oh yes. Much more. 1225@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2007-01-11T19:39:48-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2007/01/im-sure-you-forgot-to-pick-up-the-magnifying-lens-back-at-the-kushman-carnival-dont-these-games-suck-like-that.html Shuv-Oohl gives the Freelance Police a new location to investigate: Frog Rock. He also suggests an unholy ritual: smear the Rock with three bigfoot fur samples and sprinkle with Mole Man dust. 1224@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2007-01-05T19:39:00-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2006/12/i-must-be-happy.html When you need to retrieve a mood ring, it's usually best to rely on your own wits and limited combineable inventory objects. 1223@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2006-12-31T01:35:37-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2006/12/quiz-time.html Which three objects would you combine to fashion an instrument capable of ferreting a mood ring out of the center of the Largest Ball of Twine? Answer: the broken golf ball retriever, the fish magnet, and Jesse James' embalmed hand 1207@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2006-12-17T19:09:40-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2006/12/but-now-he-has-cable.html Deep within the Vortex lives Dougie's pal Shuv-Oohl. He claims Bruno is in trouble, but he needs his mood ring to be sure. Seriously. 1206@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2006-12-12T19:39:10-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2006/12/i-told-you-this-place-was-controlled-by-giant-magnets-buried-underneath-the-earths-crust.html Beneath the Vortex lies the secret electromagnet control center, where opening the proper door will rely on the boys' keen elementary school knowledge of the color wheel. 1200@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2006-12-03T23:48:26-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2006/11/and-a-giraffenecked-girl.html What was once perhaps maybe just about one kidnapped or lovelorn sasquatch... is now about at least two of them. The Mystery Vortex is also short one bigfoot! 1169@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2006-11-17T19:11:15-05:00