http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Semi daily fourhman.com newspost. en-us joe@fourhman.com 2010-04-05T08:08:02-05:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2010/04/we-dont-want-bi.html After defeating Bumpus, the bigfoot chief makes Sam & Max honorary chiefs and takes them to the sacred totem pole veranda. Now begins an unhappy, time consuming section of backtracking. Like fruitcake! 5151@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2010-04-05T08:08:02-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2010/03/im-originally-f.html Eeeeew. After heading to the secret door (Right of the stage. RIGHT of the stage.), our pals walked straight into a Conroy Bumpus trap! He thinks they're a bigfoot, but he's dim. 5150@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2010-03-24T20:54:00-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2008/10/thats-a-downrig.html Finally, we're in the bigfoot party headquarters! Bruno is so close, you can almost smell him. Or maybe that's one of the dozen other giant foul hairy beasts tripping the light fantastic. 3075@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2008-10-29T08:46:18-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2008/10/this-is-a-lucas.html This reference phoned in direct from 1988. You know how this is going to go. Just be happy it doesn't go all the way to a rolling boulder gag. 3074@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2008-10-15T00:24:28-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2008/10/i-cant-believe.html Here at the Celebrity Vegetable Museum, there's exactly two celebrities you should keep top of mind. One is that ratbag villain of the piece. The other is a famed naturalist. 3076@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2008-10-07T11:55:09-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2008/09/it-evokes-a-sen.html Your quest requires something sticky. Something found in this location. But not from a child's nose. Head for the adult ride, shep. Bring a cup. 3073@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2008-09-26T00:57:08-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2008/02/my-name-is-rex.html When you're done making fun of Rex because he has a brain the size of a walnut, turn your attention to Wally the Wooly Mammoth. Covered in Sasquatch hair, no doubt. There's not a tool in the world you can use to collect some pelt hair, so Max will have to do it himself. 2779@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2008-02-07T20:57:05-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2008/01/id-say-they-wer.html In the face of diminishing tourism, boring old history-laden Mt. Rushmore did the only thing it could: add a dinosaur tarpit and moderately expensive bungee jumping. Seems like a fun place to visit, but why exactly did we stop here again? Oh yeah, because this is an adventure game. 2778@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2008-01-21T19:50:23-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2008/01/a-lurid-tale-of.html Now we visit the Savage Jungle Inn. Is it too obvious to have a giant Bigfoot with an aching foot problem? Yes, that's probably a clue of some sort. Evelyn Morrison can't help you there, but she does have some interesting travel brochures. 2777@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2008-01-14T20:35:10-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2007/07/aint-nobody-all.html One day, everything will look like this. Similarly, one day all mansion security systems will store their keys in virtual realities like this. 1482@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2007-07-09T23:28:53-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2007/07/dont-ask-me-aga.html Gaze upon the secret inner workings of the Bumpusville cleaning robot! If you can't figure this puzzle out, you're probably a houseplant. Or you neglected to find the instruction manual, which Conroy keeps as good bedtime readin'. 1481@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2007-07-04T21:38:22-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2007/04/conroy-bumpus-h.html Could that be? Bruno and Trixie, compelled to act as backup to Conroy's mad floor show? The devil, you say! (The devil, the devil!) 1296@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2007-04-11T22:26:11-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2007/04/in-the-domicile.html Conroy Bumpus's mansion is open to tourists, but don't touch anything. And watch out for the cleaning robot. Who's John Muir? 1295@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2007-04-04T00:48:03-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2007/02/it-sure-gets-dark-fast-around-here.html The ancient ritual turns day into night and calls the Mole Men of the stars. Most importantly, it reveals the Freelance Police's next destination. (Wait for it...) 1250@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2007-02-01T21:18:05-05:00 http://www.fourhman.com/blog/archive/2007/01/it-doesnt-look-like-a-frog.html Behold the glory of Frog Rock! It's MUCH more convincing up close, isn't it? Oh yes. Much more. 1225@http://www.fourhman.com/blog/ Sam and Max Hit the Road 2007-01-11T19:39:48-05:00