Max attempts to remove the Chief's secret instructions from the feline courier's stomach. Once that grisly business is through, it's off to the Kushman Carnival!

At the seedy carnival, Sam and Max learn of their mission: find the missing bigfoot. (Don't forget to visit Jesse James's embalmed hand!)

The trail leads to the World's Largest Ball of Twine. But how to reach the chef's secret platform? And why?

Using a bent wrench and their combined weight, the boys ride a fiberglass fish all the way to the top of the twine ball.

Deep in the Tunnel of Love (you'll need the flashlight bulb from your office), Sam and Max glean some truths from the Mole Man.

When you need some pecan-flavored treats to feed to a reticent Mole Man, there's only one place to go: Snuckey's!

All hopped up on pecans, Dougie reveals a mysterious secret: Bruno the Bigfoot wasn't kidnapped... he has run off with his true love, Trixie the Giraffe-Necked Girl!

The heck with the investigation. Let's rack up a high score with a rousing game of Wak-a-Rat! I could play this for hours.

Inside Trixie's trailer, a scorecard souvenir leads the Freelance Police to their next destination: Gator Golf!

Finally, a face-to-face with Conroy Bumpus... a country singer of some renown and a person of interest in the ongoing Missing Bigfoot case. The meeting does not end well.

After liberating Max from the dunk tank (long story), Sam finds another clue: a water globe from the Mystery Vortex! Will the riddle of the missing bigfoot be solved on that hallowed ground?

What was once perhaps maybe just about one kidnapped or lovelorn sasquatch... is now about at least two of them. The Mystery Vortex is also short one bigfoot!

Beneath the Vortex lies the secret electromagnet control center, where opening the proper door will rely on the boys' keen elementary school knowledge of the color wheel.

Deep within the Vortex lives Dougie's pal Shuv-Oohl. He claims Bruno is in trouble, but he needs his mood ring to be sure. Seriously.

Which three objects would you combine to fashion an instrument capable of ferreting a mood ring out of the center of the Largest Ball of Twine? Answer: the broken golf ball retriever, the fish magnet, and Jesse James' embalmed hand

When you need to retrieve a mood ring, it's usually best to rely on your own wits and limited combineable inventory objects.

Shuv-Oohl gives the Freelance Police a new location to investigate: Frog Rock. He also suggests an unholy ritual: smear the Rock with three bigfoot fur samples and sprinkle with Mole Man dust.

Behold the glory of Frog Rock! It's MUCH more convincing up close, isn't it? Oh yes. Much more.

The ancient ritual turns day into night and calls the Mole Men of the stars. Most importantly, it reveals the Freelance Police's next destination. (Wait for it...)

Conroy Bumpus's mansion is open to tourists, but don't touch anything. And watch out for the cleaning robot. Who's John Muir?

Could that be? Bruno and Trixie, compelled to act as backup to Conroy's mad floor show? The devil, you say! (The devil, the devil!)

Gaze upon the secret inner workings of the Bumpusville cleaning robot! If you can't figure this puzzle out, you're probably a houseplant. Or you neglected to find the instruction manual, which Conroy keeps as good bedtime readin'.

One day, everything will look like this.

Similarly, one day all mansion security systems will store their keys in virtual realities like this.

Now we visit the Savage Jungle Inn. Is it too obvious to have a giant Bigfoot with an aching foot problem? Yes, that's probably a clue of some sort. Evelyn Morrison can't help you there, but she does have some interesting travel brochures.

In the face of diminishing tourism, boring old history-laden Mt. Rushmore did the only thing it could: add a dinosaur tarpit and moderately expensive bungee jumping. Seems like a fun place to visit, but why exactly did we stop here again? Oh yeah, because this is an adventure game.

When you're done making fun of Rex because he has a brain the size of a walnut, turn your attention to Wally the Wooly Mammoth. Covered in Sasquatch hair, no doubt. There's not a tool in the world you can use to collect some pelt hair, so Max will have to do it himself.

Your quest requires something sticky. Something found in this location. But not from a child's nose. Head for the adult ride, shep. Bring a cup.

Here at the Celebrity Vegetable Museum, there's exactly two celebrities you should keep top of mind. One is that ratbag villain of the piece. The other is a famed naturalist.

This reference phoned in direct from 1988. You know how this is going to go. Just be happy it doesn't go all the way to a rolling boulder gag.

Finally, we're in the bigfoot party headquarters! Bruno is so close, you can almost smell him. Or maybe that's one of the dozen other giant foul hairy beasts tripping the light fantastic.