Going back through our iPhoto for the year, I noticed a lot of pictures of silly signs.

From Dutch Wonderland. It's the old farmer guy in the middle that you're going to want to watch out for. Would that the actual flume cars had that much leg room.

From some local pet store. Look, dammit, if you've got a problem with the girth of the crickets we have in stock, take it up with the Cricket Supplier Control Board, not me!

From a local mini-golf joint. Three fonts, plenty of doofy letter substitutions, and a bizarrely fitted hat on that kid.

From Lake Tobias Animal Park. This is actually proof that God made human fingers specifically for animal consumption.

From Lake Tobias Animal Park. I love the 1930s-era comic visual of the hat popping off.

From the Agricultural and Industrial Museum. Back then, inspiring propaganda. Today, a World of Warcraft joke.

From Roadside America. Nothing says "generation gap" like signs demanding that all children be still, quiet and chained to their parents.

From PA Dutch Gift Haus. Eff that double rainbow crap, we got us here a DOUBLE DISTELFINK.


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