This is what happens when you play Words With Friends with me.

I get incredibly lucky.

Just started a game with Chad, like my second game ever of Words With Friends (my username is jfourhman). And I get handed a seven-letter word on the first play. And it's not even some stupid non-word, it's an actual word that normal people know.

Although that certainly jumped me to an early lead, Chad has already evened the game out by turn 3 with his own seven-letter word. Except his was "quassin."

I hate Scrabble.