I still use it for IM and occasional web browsing, and of course whenever I need to snap an emergency low-res photograph. LIKE THESE:

These are so freaking adorable, but I've only ever seen them for sale at a grocery store. Guh-whut?

This is what my workday was like ten years ago, as evidenced by this old memo I found while cleaning out my desk. "Hey, I wonder where Matt is, it's time for lu.... oh."

Yeah, that's what I think of when I think of making a cool foam sculpture.

Larry "Bud" Melman can never be dead, not as long as these $1 VHS tapes are still in circulation.

Wow, I'm pretty bummed that this Pokemon Oven wasn't in stock, because I'd sure like to get my Gym Badge for Auschwitz City.

This is why I need to get an iPhone, because at a higher resolution, you would probably be able to read the "Shawn sucks cock" message written in the road dust on this truck.

This is from some horrible game show. The contestants are supposed to correctly choose all the female superheroes from this list.

Elixir?

When: smokers are confined to outside the building. When: company security policy demands that all external doors remain closed at all times. When: employees need an access keytab to open all external doors. When: smokers start getting paranoid that their smoke breaks are being tracked by management. When: all rocks and doorstops have been forcibly removed from the premises so that employees can't block doors open.

Then: smokers start jamming doors open with their own company cell phones.

These monkeys are just enjoying the hell out of life.