It was Wolf. You know this.

I'm sorta pissed, because I gave in and we looked up how to unlock him... and I was so close to stumbling into it on my own, which would have been the preferred method. You have to get Fox through Boss Battle mode (or there is some dumb hidden path in Subspace Emissary). Fox being one of my favorite characters, I definitely would have happened upon Wolf by myself. In fact, I had attempted Boss Battle mode with Fox previously, and just did not complete it. Even on the easiest difficulty, Fox is sort of underpowered against the bosses.

In one night, it took me five attempts to unlock Wolf... two of those with me not even finishing the bosses. Wolf was some pretty smart AI, mainly because he went after the items... which, when the CPUs are set to stupid, they're really slow about bothering. But I did it, and that unlocked All-Star mode, another pile of Events, and several Notices/trophies.

Wolf's taunt voice sounds exactly like Race Bannon.

Everything Wario does is just gross.

Yoshi re-enacts his favorite scene from A Christmas Story.

Since Shadow is the only Sonic-related Assist Trophy, getting these two together is about as Sega fanboy as it's going to get.

I love that ridiculous Mario Bros vs. Bowser shot.

The other night I did about a dozen Giant Game & Watch matches, with four Mr. G&W in Flat Zone 2. Hilarious.

"You're right, Mr. Popular Opinion! Everything on GameCube was terrible! Sunshine was a disaster, Starfox was an abortion, Double Dash was a joke, Wind Waker was an embarrassment, and we actually let Luigi front a game! I, Mario, accept full responsibility for this dark and disgusting era in gaming. Thank god somebody at corporate hit on the star-making idea to wave sticks at the TV like a tennis racket."