Potty Training - anime (YouTube)
This is what you get when you have a culture that isn't so hung up about honest poop talk. A pleasant, cute cartoon about a little tiger boy who is becoming aware of when he needs to go to the bathroom. The trials of Shimajima have become a central point in our efforts to get Clark potty-trained.
American Civil War II (Only in Japan) (GameSetWatch)
Count the amount of times your jaws hits the floor during this sentence: Metal Wolf Chaos is an Xbox game where you play the President of the United States in a mecha who rampages through various US landmarks and the game only came out in Japan with full English voice acting. This is kind of off-the-wall content that Microsoft needs to get me interested in their shitty product.
Waluigi assist trophy in Smash Melee (Smash Bros Dojo)
I am completely crushed that Waluigi will not be a playable character in Smash Melee. What's up with that?
Cloned cats that glow in the dark (USA Today)
If these kitties have any kind of normal lifespan, they are worth their weight in gold. I need a bumper sticker: "My Next Cat Will Glow In The Dark."
Atheist Protests Location Of Tree (Hartford Courant)
Somebody put up a Christmas tree so that it blocks a nearby atheism display. Great quote from local Christian yokel who is pissed that the atheists got to put up a display in the first place:
"This [atheist] group, they're out to force their will upon other people at the wrong time of the year," he said.
Yeah. That "wrong time" being the month+ that belongs to Christians, when they get to force their will upon other people. Delicious hypocrisy from the people that invented it. I'm sure that local Christians will be more than happy to discuss fair representation of other beliefs and non-beliefs in, say, March, right? ... What? They got something going on in March too? Shit!
