Look, we all know that the Everybody Votes Channel is equal parts harmless and worthless. It was an act of purest optimism to assume that Nintendo would somehow use the EVC for actual market research... like, say, culling the opinions of their devoted fans about what VC games we'd like to see or whether we want to see more Zelda games in the style of Wind Waker or Twilight Princess. No, it's for finding out whether you like dogs or cats.

So, those complaints aside, just what in the hell does this mean?

How does Nintendo come up with these stats, as related to the survey questions I have bothered to answer? This is a pretty classic example of a chart that tells you exactly nothing. I can't even imagine a unifying concept that would hold those five categories as parameters.

We gotta be coming up on Reggie's September Surprise soon, and it better not just be the Check Mii Out Channel.