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Spoiler Guessing Game
Saturday / 03.10.07 / 10:20AM / Joe

As Spoiler Week draws to a close, let's go all out and wreck everything. Below are 25 pithy summaries of some of gaming's critical storyline moments or character development touchstones, largely randomly selected from my own memory. I have helpfully blinded the answer in highlightable white text so you can play along. Some of these are genuine spoilers; others are just silly. Many might actually apply to several games.

1. In a blind rage, he killed his own wife and daughter. (God of War)

2. The princess was, finally, in this castle. (Super Mario Bros)

3. One sister kills the other, completing the ritual. (Fatal Frame 2)

4. The family is happy again after the wedding ring is found and an old friend is returned to them. (Chibi Robo)

5. She's actually hot. (Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess)

6. The one-time super-hero idol is actually in league with the main baddie. (Ratchet & Clank)

7. Mickey is behind the door. (Kingdom Hearts)

8. You've just finished a virtual mission about a virtual mission about a virtual mission. (Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty)

9. They like watermelons. (ICO)

10. They were all real people, and they're all dead. (Killer 7)

11. The doctor, who didn't survive the massacre, is his father. (GUN)

12. Shadow dies. (Sonic Adventure 2 Battle)

13. Everything is the machinations of the Corpse God. (Eternal Darkness)

14. It's a Halloween episode. (Simpsons Hit & Run)

15. Trogdor is in it. (Guitar Hero 2)

16. His memories are actually Zack's. (Final Fantasy 7)

17. Seafood cake comes just like the riddle. (PaRappa)

18. The turtle loses the use of his legs. (Sly 2: Band of Thieves)

19. One of the old gang has let wealth and power go to his head. (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas)

20. He knew her parents and he has a secret spaceship. (Beyond Good and Evil)

21. The earthquake was man-made. (Disaster Report)

22. The pirate is the princess. (Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker)

23. This fop was responsible for the virus outbreak. (Resident Evil: Dead Aim)

24. Becoming the king wasn't exactly what he expected. (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

25. What the... it's a girl? (Metroid)

 

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