Here's a look at a kissing sequence. Gives you an idea how the Underground Resident thing plays out. This is Mr. Apollo, who has a rocket fetish thing (which is not the most ridiculous fetish you'll see, not by a long shot.) I totally expected to grab a video of him failing to land AGAIN and killing me, but somehow I got lucky. And yeah, that's Rhonda in the background, sitting on the pipe. Hot.

There's a trick to kissing Michelle. The game is really clear that she wants an eggplant. Done. But you can't just give it to her. You have to wait until late at night after she is done cleaning. But you can't just walk into her yard and knock on the door either. You have to ring her intercom bell, which is cleverly and entirely hidden from your view. Nice.

Here's the sleeping/upgrading process. You don't have to sleep every night, actually. You can stay out all night... and you'll have to, for some kisses. But when you do sleep, that's when Dad and Lovers Tree review your recent kisses and upgrade your heart strength. Pretty hilarious quotes about me in this one.

Why am I posting these? Because anybody out there who is playing this game needs all the help they can get.

By the way, what's up with my YouTube clips running audio out of sync? Is that just me? Because the clips play fine in their original, pre-YouTube QuickTime form.