
It has wires! And clearly some kind of internal power source!

It's shaped funny! It has buttons!

It's placed high on a wall! And it has wires!

It says so!

It's red!

I don't recognize any of these characters! They could be anti-American!

People have been walking past this for days!

MY GOD GET OUT OF THE BUILDING NOW NOW NOW

Well, can't blame them for this one.