If you think this is all you're going to hear about this race, you're quite mistaken. Gumby's Road Race adventure was bizarre enough that they probably could have done the whole alphabet just from that episode alone. Maybe even without resorting to this whole "dying in space and recalling better times" shtick.

"Except that the game was hockey, you horse's ass."

I'm sure this moved Native American causes up at least a million years.

Also note that we're looking at a shot of creepy short-head proto-Gumby. He will get even creepier and short-headier in just a few more letters.

So don't even doubt these guys' masculinity. They once captured a gorilla and the experience was so incredible that they can think about it simultaneously without saying a word. These two are bonded like twins.

Next time: Pissing off Gumby's mom!