Blanca 5: The Escape Claus


Let's start things off with something totally abstract. At least this is different, compared to all the variations of "anime cat" that you always get. Hal of Russell5, you're a born outsider.

It's tough to tell when a face was made by somebody who just didn't care, or by a five year old. I hate insulting five year olds, but this is crappy. DEEj of Rodill, I can't get behind this.

What was I just saying about anime cats, Kelso of Nintown? I grudgingly give this one a passing grade.

"turtle" in "hot soup"? That's a long way to go for a joke, friend. Your Blanca kinda gives off a cool Ralph Bakshi vibe though.

I've included an inset of how this Blanca approached me, so you can fully understand the horror created by katie of florida. This is like an episode of Medical Incredible. You're inspired by the struggle, but at the same time you're thinking maybe a quiet death wouldn't be so bad.

Jason of Renra,
I hate your bad attitude.
Art is not a joke.

This one, meekly offered by Caitlyn of Home (with star flanks), has the eyes too far apart. Common mistake, because the little sample screen does not adequately display how your texture wraps around Blanca's polygon head. It's a skill you develop through experience, I guess.

Lazytown indeed. I hope you were rushing to catch a train or something, Robin.

Robin of Lazytown, is that you?

Nope, it's Beth from oTowne, who line-tooled this masterwork.

Just in time for Halloween, Casi of Florida sends out a pumpkin head. I'm sort of hoping that Casi is from the same Florida as Katie, and that I'm developing a hot Animal Crossing Sunshine State sorority.

This would be all the more impressive if she hadn't just copied it from Nintendo's WiFi site.

The damning evidence!

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