Here is my son reading a Chibi-Robo mini-magazine while at Toys R Us. It's like his first Nintendo Power.

Here is Clark slumming on the Lowly Worm ride near the TRU exit. They used to have a much cooler ride there, but they replaced it with this less-flashy Richard Scarry thing.

And now we're at Wal-Mart (Clark is avoiding the camera), laughing at this Superman kids' lunch bag. I think they're being totally serious with that little safety tag.