Console Bashing


Background: I don't even know how an article about the various DS media add-ons devolved into an argument about whose system has the suckiest games. Wait, sure I do... the article was about Nintendo, so that means it's open forum for gay jokes and Mario Infinitum gags. I actually thought the original comment was pretty funny, but uneven gunfights always rile me up... Complete original discussion here.

EXCLUSIVE! Nintendo's 2005 line-up revealed
by Anonymous Coward (Score: -1, Flamebait)

We've just been emailed Nintendo's Gamecube line-up for 2005 by a top-secret Big N insider. And what a corker it is too. Hold onto your hats, Nintendo fans!

JANUARY

Mario Baseball -- Mario and his friends get ready for some serious baseball fun!

Mario Party 7 -- Mario and his friends get ready for some serious board game action!

FEBRUARY

Mario Basketball -- Mario and his friends get ready for some serious basketball fun!

Mario Party 8 -- Mario and his friends get ready for more serious board game action!

MARCH

Mario Soccer -- Mario and his friends get ready for some serious soccer fun!

Mario Party 9 -- Mario and his friends get ready for more serious board game action!

APRIL

Mario Wrestling -- Mario and his friends get ready for... oh wait this one got cancelled. Why not check out:

Mario Party 10 -- Mario and his friends get ready for more serious board game action!

MAY

Sorry, we give up... but please buy our next system! It will have all the games you have played before and best of all THEY ALL FEATURE MARIO!


Re:EXCLUSIVE! Nintendo's 2005 line-up revealed
by StocDred (Score:4, Funny)

Wow! But wait until you see the Xbox's 2005 lineup!
JANUARY
Another WWII shooter! It's online and has dual weapons!
A sports game!
A PS2 port!

FEBRUARY
Another Vietnam shooter! It's online and has dual weapons!
A US-developed RPG that fails to live up to expectations!
A PS2 port!

MARCH
Another Sci-Fi shooter! It's online and has dual weapons!
Another sports game!
A PS2 port!

APRIL
Another Vietnam shooter, because the kids love them! It's online and has dual weapons!
A whole bunch of PS2 ports!

Anybody can play this game, jerk.


Re:EXCLUSIVE! Nintendo's 2005 line-up revealed
by Anonymous Coward #2 (Score: 0)

Except the cube one was accurate which makes it funny. Your's wasn't. I can count the PS2 ports XBOX got on one hand, and war based shooters on the other. And dual weapon based shooters on the remaining 2 fingers


Re:EXCLUSIVE! Nintendo's 2005 line-up revealed
by Anonymous Coward #3 (Score: 0)

as an xbox owner, I'd say that's as accurate as the Mario claim.


Re:EXCLUSIVE! Nintendo's 2005 line-up revealed
by StocDred (Score: 1)

Thank you! That was my point, but Xbox AC Fanboy #28371 missed it.

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