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weblog entry excerpts for December 2003
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12.01.03: Bear and grin it. posted by Joe
I usually have several projects burning at once, but it's pretty rare for me to actually finish one. TaleSpin: the Card game has been one such project. Thanks to plenty of recent playtesting help, I think it's ready to hit the 'net. As with my other two games (Red Dwarf: the Card game and MST3K's Mitchell: the Card game), TaleSpin will exist publicly only as a website. If you want to read the rules and print out the cards, you can go ahead and do that. Also, my game bears no support or endorsement from Disney.
TaleSpin has been in the works for over two years. I can't imagine this is interesting to you, but here's the process thus far. Circa mid-2001 I began mulling over the broad concepts of the game: I wanted to do it in card game format, and somehow incorporate dogfighting and shipping cargo from location to location. I also wanted to include the cartoon's wide cast of characters and enable players to recreate the show as part of the game. Perhaps most importantly, I wanted it to feel like a collectible card game without being collectible. IE, a single game deck from which all players draw... but with card interactions and abilities closer to Magic than to Uno. [continue reading "Bear and grin it."]
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12.03.03: Uh, I already have it. posted by Joe
According to Planet GameCube, Pac-Man VS. is now shipping. That's funny, since I got one last Friday, four days ago.
After once again getting screwed by Toys R Us (even though I pre-ordered Double Dash, I didn't get the *!&@% demo disc), I ventured over to the GameStop at the mall. As a rule, I hate buying from the mall chains. The employees are usually smug, uneducated assholes. I do have a local EB that I don't mind, but I actively avoid all the nearby GameStop/FuncoLand hellholes; they just seem to be a haven for the poseur Matrix "mature" crowd. And I break out in hives when I see people selling back old games. [continue reading "Uh, I already have it."]
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12.05.03: Addendumb posted by Joe
I just did a search for the number of times I've bitched about Toys R Us and it's an unheathy number. So I'm hesitant to go this route again, but what is a weblog if not an infinite recursion of boring true-life stories?
Went to TRU to get Pokemon Channel for GameCube - which is only marginally a game, more like one of those click-and-click Putt-Putt Reader Rabbit Spy Fox shinolas they mass produce to prove that games still come out for Macs, but my lust for Pokeproduct will not be sated.
Glory be, they have it. But for $50.
Pokemon Channel has a MSRP of $30. EB, GameStop, even TRU's own website all list it at $30. Nintendo is being very honest here; they know this isn't a full-featured video game. It's a $30 holdover for the faithful and the very young. I would swear that even the TRU presell tickets from a month ago said $30. [continue reading "Addendumb"]
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12.07.03: Game Review / The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (PS2) posted by Joe
EA's action-oriented Lord of the Rings series began with last year's The Two Towers, an impressive hack-and-slasher that combined elements (and film clips) from Peter Jackson's first two LOTR movies. Return of the King picks up the Gauntlet and adds the most-missed component, co-op play.
These are not overly deep games... they're primarily old fashioned games of endurance. Can you outlast the onslaught of Orcs and Easterlings and Trolls at Sauron's Black Gate? Can your thumbs live through the frustrating zig-zag goal looping of Pelennor Fields? Sure, there'll be a couple times where you have to activate a switch to continue the level, but for the most part you're dropped into an angry sea of baddies and expected to fight your way through. Even the so-called "stealth" levels of the hobbits hold a generous amount of sword-to-pike thrashing. [continue reading "Game Review / The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (PS2)"]
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12.07.03: Animal Crossing Log Entry 26 posted by JoeForever / all entries in Animal Crossing Log
The streak is over.
Yes, I finally missed a day after playing for over thirteen months straight. It was a Friday, I worked late, we had some running around to do, I came home and passed out. Woke up and realized I had forgotten to play Animal Crossing. Hey, I did the entire year. Got nothing for it, but I did an entire year. The experiment is still a success. So it's not a big deal at all, just the first chink in the armor against inevitable obsolescence.
I have found several missing catalog items since the last Log Entry. I now have no further need to talk to Saharah or Gulliver. I'm missing four Wendall wallpapers and nine Gracie shirts, a handful of Redd items and Island items, and fifteen Gyroids. Once I find the Basic Painting I'll completely finish up the Museum, and then there's the Post Office items and a couple of Camper items. Not much, really. Most of these items aren't tradable or I'd give you a list. [continue reading "Animal Crossing Log Entry 26"]
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12.09.03: Game Review / Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (GBA) posted by Joe
The N64's Paper Mario was easily one of the best games of the last generation. In fact, I'd place it above Ocarina of Time, the Zelda game that most everyone else says is the best N64 game ever. In Paper Mario, the infallable and eager Mario led a team of Mushroom Kingdom heroes into the usual fray against Bowser on a search for seven missing stars. (Luigi was largely unseen, spending the entire time at the Bros. home.) Using a lightened RPG format, Paper Mario was completely accessible yet customizable and challenging. Superstar Saga picks up the substance of Paper Mario and evolves it for the GBA. [continue reading "Game Review / Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (GBA)"]
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12.10.03: Where your eyes don't go. posted by Joe
In every Bookmarks file a few duds must fall. Here's a couple of sites that I used to visit but now avoid, and why.
PVP Online. In the online comics world, this is one of the biggies. I visited regularly until I realized that it's not funny, and it never was. I like Scott Kurtz's style, but his writing is just incredibly average. The strip that did me in went something like this...
Panel 1. Guy: Boy, sure glad I made cookies!
Panel 2. Guy: Hey, who ate my cookies?
Panel 3. Guy: Fatty, did you eat my cookies?
Panel 4. Fatty: Mope. (Mouth gummed with cookies.)
Plus Kurtz is a complete schizo, liable to fly off the handle in one newspost and then start bawling about how lazy he is in the next. [continue reading "Where your eyes don't go."]
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12.17.03: Well, I'm back. posted by Joe
It's hard to describe seeing your imagination opened up in front of you and knowing you had nothing to do with it. "The Return of the King" is the final piece in the visual penumbra that has lurked in my mind for years. Not just my mind, obviously. The Witch-King. The Army of the Dead. Shelob. Shagrat and Gorbag. The pyre of Denethor. The Grey Havens.
The Lord of the Rings has been a touchstone for most of my life. My father discovered the books when he was in school and eventually passed the novels on to me. If you knew my father, you might consider this story an odd thing for him to take a passionate interest in. He spent almost 25 years doing mindless, physical dock work for a freight company. He's been a lifelong motorhead, having personally driven, fixed, scrapped and re-built hundreds of cars throughout our family's history. (The whole car thing never quite made it to me.) But if you knew my father, you might have uncovered this fascination with J.R.R. Tolkien's masterpiece of fantasy. [continue reading "Well, I'm back."]
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12.22.03: Sunday Wrap Up posted by Joe
I'm still stupefied at how CDDB can average at least one mistake per CD. This weekend I popped the second Harry Potter soundtrack into iTunes, and good ol' CDDB had the track "Dobby the House Elf" spelled with one 'b'. So that means that the entire known world (or at least the subset that has inserted the second Harry Potter soundtrack into their computer) has the song "Doby the House Elf." I visited the CDDB website to learn a little about their process, and it's just as stupid as I thought: normal users submit track listings to the database, rather than any sort of near-competent employees. I guess you get what you pay for. It is striking that CDDB - whoops, they're trying to build a brand name now: 'Gracenote' - pulls all this Important And Inspiring bullshit on the site, as if CDDB is on some kind of vanguard of musicality in the new century... when all they are is a goddamn database of typos.
Finally picked up Fatal Frame 2, but I doubt I'll start it for a couple weeks. I'm really enjoying Ratchet & Clank 2 right now, and I have The Hobbit already started as well. [continue reading "Sunday Wrap Up"]
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12.23.03: Reduccio! posted by Mike
You have to hand it to J.K. Rowling. How many people are able to write about an imaginary fantasy world and have in accepted not only by millions of children, but also their dollar, pound and lira providing adults? How terrific is this: people can bring up Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy or Quidditch in conversation and she knows that it was all made by her. Truly a very cool thing. Probably the only thing I will be long remembered for after I am recycled will be the time I threw up on David Kiernan on the school bus in fourth grade. Such is life. So she has me there.
However, after that glowing introduction, I must be frank and say that the fifth installment of the Harry Potter series simply is not worth your time and effort. [continue reading "Reduccio!"]
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12.25.03: Thanks for playing! posted by Joe
We are the Fourhmans that saved Christmas.
We just unlocked everything in Mario Kart: Double Dash, having finished All Cup Tour / Mirror Mode with 146 points. The thing about All Cup Tour (which is all 16 races in a row) is that it should end up being academic. As long as you keep placing high, and your next two opponents keep switching off wins, by the last track there should be no possible way you can lose in the overall point total. Our first attempt was an unfortunate failure, mainly because we seemed to have only *one* chief rival, and that team would consistently NOT get wrecked by the other players. On our second try, things went more to plan... we actually clinched the Gold Medal going into the second-to-last race, meaning that even if we got 0 points on the last two tracks, we'd still end up with the most points. It's always nice to go into Rainbow Road knowing that simple math is on your side, because that track is terribly unforgiving. [continue reading "Thanks for playing!"]
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