Upon investigation, we have concluded that you are responsible for the incident in Raccoon City on May 11, 1998. Your services with this company are hereby terminated.

However, your nondisclosure agreement shall remain in effect. Finally, your final paycheck will be fulfilled in accordance with the "Dismissal Procedure" portion of your agreement.

Regards,
Umbrella Corporation
Personnel Division

PS: Please turn in all remaining Medicinal Sprays, Green Herbs, and any keys shaped like chesspieces. You can place them in any of the big chests in the rooms with the calming music. We'll find them. Feel free to drop ammo boxes wherever you like, one every couple of rooms.

Make sure you leave a phone number where we can call you if we can't figure out one of those stupid random light diagram puzzles you installed on all the doors. At least, on all the doors that you hadn't already keyed to one unique passcard and given to a random zombie guard. Maybe we should be thankful that most of our doors open at all; many seem to be blocked on the other side.

We also intend to blame you for all of the following: the police station with an art museum upstairs, the acronym "S.T.A.R.S.", anywhere with sharks, Jill's blue beret, having to mix your own gunpowder, that fight with a tyrant on the airplane, and the movie version.

However, we are extremely happy with Claire Redfield's tight jeans, so thanks for that.