"REUTERS: Combination picture shows a woman reaching to touch a fence post (image on right) that some Catholics believe appears as a likeness of the Virgin Mary at a lookout near Coogee beach in Sydney's eastern suburbs February 6, 2003. For more than a week devoted Sydney Catholics have been flocking to a vantage point about 300 metres (1,000 feet) from the small wooden fence which, when viewed at certain times each afternoon through squinted eyes (image on left), is believed to be a likeness of the Virgin Mary. Photo at left was deliberately shot out of focus to give an impression as if a person were squinting."

That's funny, 'cause to me it looks like a huge dong.

I'd like to thank Catholicism for going that extra mile and setting a new world standard for complete idiocy. Congratulations Catholics, you're the easiest-led group of brainwashed rabble around! Now go touch the fence and win eternal salvation!