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Tuesday / 12.24.02 / 12:31AM / Joe

TNN plans to run a video game awards show, sometime around the end of 2003.

The Video Game Awards will honor the best video games as voted by players and fans. Categories will include: Hottest Hero and Heroine, Most Addictive, Coolest Villain, Best All-Around Badass, Most Difficult to Master, Best Free For All Carnage, Best Soundtrack, Hottest Graphics, Best Kick Ass Weapon, Best Game based on a Movie and Best Celebrity Actor and Actress in a Game, Best Pro-Sports Game. In addition, games will be competing for the Hall of Fame Award and Game of the Year.

That is the saddest, weakest, most depressing list of awards ever. As per normal, video games will come off as juvenile and shallow. Why not include "Most Graphic Gore," "Most Likely To Inspire Sniper Rampage," and "Best Use of Tits."

And "voted by players and fans" likely means "voted by 12 year old morons at your local Blockbuster video. HALO ROXORS."

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