The town has seen fit to reward my weeks of leadership. Nook himself arranged the building of a life-size gold statue, near the train station.
Magnificent, isn't it? It is my hope that the Adamsvil townsfolk of the future will stand before this monument, dressed in their noble shirts, and draw inspiration from this azure monarch.
But back to matters at hand. There's some villagers I'd like to kick out of Adamsvil, and it's becoming a very tricky issue. Belle the Cow and Pippy the Horrifically Ugly Rabbit. I want Belle out simply because I don't want cows in my town. Plus, she wears a hideous caveman shirt and regularly convinces the weaker-minded townspeople to wear it too. But Pippy...
Pippy just needs to go.
